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Hello!  This was written 2012-APR-01 at 11:33 AM ET.

To get a unique web performance measurement perspective, consider using modulator demodulators to measure the performance of your website.  The most familiar example might be those modulator demodulators used to transmit over Plain Old Telephone Service (“POTS”).

I’d recommend using a modulator demodulator capable of at least 56 kbit/s.  And, if you have an extra phone line, you could bond two modulator demodulators together for increased capability.

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_The following is optional reading material._

For additional information on modulator demodulators, consider some of these sources:

http://www.ask.com/web?q=What+is+April+Fools+day ;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_fools_day

# Modulator demodulator ; modem ; 56 kbit/s ; April Fools ; April 01